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Cook may not be the key to this series, but this knock is historically good, and won’t be appreciated for a few more years, and only then by people who are fully grown but still talk about their public schools (grow up Reading University agricultural society!!)

It now seems obvious why the guy is vice-captain, and somehow manages to stay in the team.

He embraces….this does not mean he plays the same. Cook embraces cricket in the same manner as a Richards, Tendulkar or a Yuvraj. Unlike Collingwood, Cook does not settle in knowing his weaknesses and playing to his strengths. However, this guy is made of sterner stuff.

after 10.5 hours of batting the vice captain with a choir boy look has made ‘the squeeze’ an official Wisden-approved shot. TWY will go as far to say he has never seen a batsman make it so hard for himself.

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Alistair Cook is the best worst or worst best batsman of alllll time…potentially: Like watching an episode of ER, Arrested Development and a better Hollyoaks, Alistair Cook is no doubt full of drama.

Swann is not breaking records this series, it doesn’t happen for bowlers like him in places like this, but to quote him quoting Shane: he’ll be around for the big wickets. TWY is quite surprised more teams haven’t done this. So the Aussies have targeted the poor guy. No-one in world cricket is throwing the ball up so offensively, he is bound to take a few boundaries on that chin of his. Even the great Murali struggled here (go on cricinfo if you don’t believe the woolly one) Swann is doing just fine. Warne had all sorts of tricks at his disposal whilst various off spinners throughout the ages bowl by a rather more orthodox method. We all know this is the land where Shane Warne was from, but this isn’t a land where great bowlers do well…especially off-spinners. Swann is absolutely fine, he’s fiiiiiiiiine honestly.

Swann should not believe the hype (he’s still very good): OK, time to clear something up.

You probably have to pay the bookies out on this one!!! England know that it’s coming and are probably pretty powerless to do anything about it. ‘Punter’ always scores a biggie in an ashes series- he has in every one he has played. This guy might be the dream baddie in a Guy Ritchie film, but he is without doubt one of the finest cricketers to ever live. The reason for this however, is that with this Tasmanian’s huge mouth comes the sort of talent generations of Englishmen could only dream of. Now, hate is a strong word, but the man is unbearable.

Ponting hasn’t hit his score yet: TWY absolutely hates Ricky Ponting.

This country was born with West Indian skill and English steel, not to be underestimated. Even Johnson has a frikkin ape-shit spell in him. Bad form in this country does not travel far, sport is too much of a big deal. Hussey was outstanding, Haddin was brilliant, and its obvious all the Aussie batsman have a similar innings in them. This team didn’t even take a wicket in that last day….bowling at Cook! However, despite the wobble at the fortress that is The Gabba, this team is absolute quality! Not just quality, the team is full of fighting spirit.

Australia are STILL Australia: The baggie greens have never looked more vulnerable their captain is past it, their vice captain is a pretty boy, the whole team is old, the batsman are out of form, and the bowlers have no out-and-out world-class threat.

Ultimately this attempt looks better than most, and will undoubtedly be an absolute cracker! They might not succeed, but they’ll give it a bloody good go. We broke records all over the shop, Our first 3 batsmen scored centuries- TWY thought only people in black and white did that! England in Australia are trying their hardest not to slump where others have. That’s why we are really negative as a nation and why it always rains. England don’t nearly lose, then nearly win.

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